I want to begin this blog today with a picture that I just took from outside.
That, my friends, is a yardstick. It went up to 14 1/2. We just got hit with an ASSLOAD of snow. This storm has wreaked havoc over the eastern part of the US. The worst part? It's STILL snowing! I'm officially calling this the REAL Blizzcon 2011. This stuff is just too insane. Cars are getting stuck everywhere, ambulances and cops are getting stuck. This town is basically DEAD right now.
This is gonna be one hell of a time shoveling this stuff. But it could actually be a good thing. People, if you have elderly people around you that can't really shovel or anything like that, be a good sport and give them a hand if you can. This storm has teabagged us all, and it didn't care how old we were. Now we can stand up and help wipe off the foreheads of the unfortunate elderly that were mushroom stamped by this blizzard. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go eat lunch then prepare to break my back.